Bitch Don't Wear, No Shoes in My House Doormat Funny Doormat Sayings Front Door Mat Rubber Non Slip Backing Funny Welcome Mat Indoor Outdoor Rug 30 in(W) X 18 in(L) is up for auction in Patio, Lawn & Garden. The current bid is $11.50, 50% below the $23.00 MSRP, in New/Like New condition. This auction has ended — similar items appear in live auctions regularly.