Hilarious Dark Humor Neon Sign: Add a bold statement to your space with the “I DIDN'T STAB ANYONE TODAY” LED sign. Perfect for adults who appreciate sarcastic humor, this unique light makes a conversation starter in any room – bedroom, game room, bar, or office Safe & Easy-to-Use USB Powered LED: No heat, no glass breakage. This flexible silicone LED neon sign runs on low-voltage USB (cable included), safe for all ages. Plug into any USB port – power bank, laptop, adapter, or wall outlet – hassle-free setup in seconds Adjustable Brightness & Long Lifespan: 6-level dimmable brightness suits your mood from nightlight mode to full vibrant glow. Bright enough for daily use without overheating Perfect Size for Wall Decor – 10.2" x 11.8": Compact but eye-catching. Easy to hang in dorms, apartments, home bars, streaming backgrounds, or even office desks. Comes with pre-drilled holes + wall hooks + screws – install in under 2 minutes Great Gift for Sarcastic Friends & Coworkers: Looking for a gag gift that’s actually useful? This neon light is ideal for white elephant exchanges, birthdays, or “just because.” Packaged in a sturdy box – ready to surprise your favorite dark humor lover